I can’t stop constantly narrating my own life. At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much.

(Source: leepacey, via vapidd)

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oldmanstephanie:

seriousjones:

anyone else feel like they learned too much about volcanoes in school? like, an excessive amount of time was dedicated to volcanoes? volcanoes are cool and all but i can remember learning about volcanoes in some capacity virtually every year of school and i don’t know why. it’s not really pertinent info. is the Big Volcano lobby to blame

team magma have had their hands in this country far too long

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

(via cindyparkerr)

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2 weeks ago

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

(via vapidd)

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1 month ago

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via distraction)

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deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

(via rewliescreech)

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