endourse:

breakfastburritoe:

all babies look the same but some are ugly

you posted this after I sent you a picture of me as a baby

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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4 days ago

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

(via vapidd)

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5 days ago

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

(via distraction)

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5 days ago

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via rewliescreech)

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1 week ago

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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2 weeks ago

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

image

(Source: wingsofbadass, via ftm420)

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2 weeks ago

tinarannosaurus:

"You never forget your first horse love."

requested by taterrss (x)

(via arlhea)

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1 month ago

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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1 month ago
me as a pedestrian:[catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving:say your prayers
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1 month ago

maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

(via distraction)

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1 month ago

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via cindyparkerr)

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1 month ago

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via ftm420)

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1 month ago
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