sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

(via vapidd)

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2 weeks ago

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via distraction)

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3 weeks ago

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

(via rewliescreech)

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4 weeks ago

endourse:

breakfastburritoe:

all babies look the same but some are ugly

you posted this after I sent you a picture of me as a baby

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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1 month ago

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

(via vapidd)

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1 month ago

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

(via distraction)

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1 month ago

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via rewliescreech)

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1 month ago

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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1 month ago

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

image

(Source: wingsofbadass, via ftm420)

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1 month ago

tinarannosaurus:

"You never forget your first horse love."

requested by taterrss (x)

(via arlhea)

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2 months ago
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